Tagged: sex

Pizza is a lot like sex. when it's good it's really good. when it's bad it's still pretty good.

Well, I have had pizza before.

Cheese is burning me

It’s not a sex toy, it’s food. Stop pouring it on yourself.

Cheating is the gift man gives himself

And what a spectacular gift it is.

Can you get pregnant from being fingered

If by “being fingered” you mean “having sex”, then yes.

Why does my vag smell

Because you’re a man with a vagina.

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