Tagged: sex

I want to

Drip drip drip

I want to

He told me he loved me when he was drunk

No, he told you he loved you so he could have sex with you. He got drunk to stomach the experience.

Can a dog get a woman pregnant

No, you can have sex with your dog without fear of little human puppies running around.

Pregnant man

Why is that the first suggestion? Maybe for this guy?

Pregnant man

My pants are haunted

I heard there’s a monster in there.

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