Tagged: religious

I like to think of jesus as a mischievous badger

badgers badgers badgers badgers

My sippy cup runneth over

Then you shall share your apple juice with your brethren.

when will jesus bring the pork chops

I have a feeling when Jesus comes back he won’t be bringing pork chops.

does jesus have a tattoo

Yeah, it says “I <3 MOM".

Is god a mathematitian

I don’t think so. Although he created math, he’s got a hard time understanding some of the more advanced concepts.

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