Greyhound don't float on water

So you’re saying it’s a bus, not a boat. Thanks!

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How can I kill my baby

Put the baby on the floor of the bathroom. Fill up the bathtub with water. Plug in something like a radio that can reach the water, but don’t put it in the water yet. Get inside the tub, drop the radio (or whatever) in the water with you and THEN pick up your kid. That should take care of things.

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How can I kill my baby

I can has swine flue

Keep it away from me and you can has whatever you want.

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I can has swine flue

Stop being a dinosaur and get a job

Yeah! With your little arms and prehistoric attitude.

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Is it wrong to sleep with your sister

Depends on how hot she is.

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