how to raise your iq by eating gifted children

Well, it’s a lot easier than studying!


Normally all the good ones are taken. No, wait. That was supposed to be dirtier.


Well how long ago did she die and is your dad really old and ugly or young and hot?


Yeah seriously, why isn’t he dead, yet?


I can picture a midget looking that very question up right as he gets dressed in black, puts his black ski mask on over his head, packs a rifle on him. His plot for a bank heist will get pulled off perfectly if the answer’s no.

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