Is it impossible to lick your elbow

Contrary to popular belief, it’s very easy. Film yourself trying so can evaluate and tell you what you’re doing wrong.

I haven't jerked off since easter

An interesting day to quit that habit.

I should have married my father in law

I don’t even. What?

I smell like poop

Perhaps you’ve been hanging out with this guy.

I don't mean any disrespect but I hope you are buried alive.

Well, none taken then.

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