Why does my vag smell

Because you’re a man with a vagina.

I ate a big red candle

And at no point did you say, hmm I probably shouldn’t be eating this big red candle.

I laughed so hard I fell of my dinosaur

Where the F did you get a dinosaur? I want one.

I ate sad

No, I said “ate”.

Cats like hitler

I can haz genocide?

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