I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight

What? It’s not like I said T-Rex.

engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff

What does google have against people who drive trains?

hola if I kill you

You’ll be the first to know. Promise.

acf00249

Not tonight, but probably tomorrow.

Are you there vodka it's me chelsea

I wonder how many people named Chelsea search Google for vodka?

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