Aliens have impregnated my mother

No, that’s actually your Dad.

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Aliens have impregnated my mother

Cats like hitler

I heard about cat’s temperament, but I didn’t know it was that bad.

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Cats like hitler

I'm afraid of americans

Gee, I wonder why.

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I’m afraid of americans

I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight

What? It’s not like I said T-Rex.

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engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff

What does google have against people who drive trains?

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