There are eels in my hovercraft

I wish I were correct grammar

Don’t worry, it comes from upbringing. Your parents are probably idiots too.

I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am

Me too.

God is a flying spaghetti monster

Where do I find chuck norris

You don’t find Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris finds you.

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