Why does my dad turn me on

Because you stopped going to the psychiatrist.

I sell the dead

I didn’t know the dead were for sale. Don’t bury me in that cemetery.

Google is

Quick, someone pull the plug!

Why does

The Hong Kongese are some existential motherfuckers.

Removing

Well, that explains the population growth.

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