Category: Google

Why does god hate denmark, my mom & dog turn me on, and my poop taste good?

If you only had one of those problems I’d be able to help, but seriously you need more help than Google can provide.

Is it normal to eat your period blood?

Only if you’re a vampire, otherwise WTF?

Me gustaria que tu menstruacion fuera la salsa de mi canelon

I like your menstruation was my CANELON sauce…or some such thing.

DIY abortion

“I was looking for a DIY Abby Cadabby costume and I got DIY abortion. Basically the same thing.”

How long does it take men to grow a condom?

Because my boyfriend says he won’t have sex with me until he grows a condom.


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